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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

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