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Most_interesting_man_in_the_world:

His organ donation card also lists his beard

Famous_last_words:

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

Jack_handey:

If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Matz:

Everyone has an individual background. Someone may come from Python, someone else may come from Perl, and they may be surprised by different aspects of the language. Then they come up to me and say, 'I was surprised by this feature of the language, so therefore Ruby violates the principle of least surprise.' Wait. Wait. The principle of least surprise is not for you only.

Robin:

Holy Hi-fi

Singular_siegler:

Like a red-headed stepchild

Yoda:

Not if anything to say about it I have

Mitch_hedberg:

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

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